épisode 2-14 Grace under Pressure
"McKay makes an exasperated sound and stands up, shouting at the Jumper.
You do *not* need inertial dampeners while you sink! You are a piece of junk!"
"McKAY: Oh. I'm freezing! Why am I so cold? Oh, no! (He puts his hand to his head wound.) I haven't lost *that* much blood, have I?
(He thinks for a moment, then lowers his hand with an irritated look on his face.) Course, it-it could have something to do with the billion or so gallons of freezing water you're surrounded by, you idiot!"
"Is that really how you want this to go down, huh? You wanna freeze me to death?! You sure you wouldn't rather I imploded with you, you, you, you *lemon*?! (He glares down at the tablet, now talking to it instead of the Jumper.) Do you even have an opinion anyways, you, you ... no. Why? Because you are an inanimate object, huh? (He looks up at the Jumper again.) Does that stop me from talking to you? Oh, no-no-no-no-no, my inanimate friend, because I have been struck upon the head, you see?!"
"WEIR: And you intend to put the two together.
SHEPPARD: Like chocolate and peanut butter."
McKay "Look, *I* need to be the one on the surface saving the poor bastard stuck down here, not actually be the poor bastard stuck down here! By the time Zelenka comes up with a plan, I'll have died of old age!"
"ZELENKA: I-I ... I can't even swim!
SHEPPARD: There's not a lot of swimming under a thousand feet of ocean."
"CARTER: They'll find a way.
McKAY: No they won't! You and I both know the one person who can figure it all out is stuck in the back of a sinking Jumper!
CARTER: Me.
McKAY: Oh, touché!
CARTER: Look, I hear what you're saying and I'm telling you – you're wrong. You have some *very* smart, *very* motivated people on the surface, and the *only* thing *any* of them are working on right now is rescuing you.
McKAY: Oh, come *on*! They are planning my memorial service."
"McKAY: I wonder why we never hooked up.
CARTER: What, aside from the fact that you're petty, arrogant and treat people badly?
McKAY: ... Yes.
CARTER: Nope, that's pretty much it – petty, arrogant, bad with people.
McKAY: Oh ... but ... (he stands and smiles hopefully at her) you do find me attractive, I mean physically.
(Sam narrows her eyes at him, then smiles and points to the computer tablet.)
CARTER: Let's stick to working on my idea.
McKAY: No, this is *my* idea.
CARTER: How do you figure?
McKAY: Well, you don't exist. You think what my subconscious *tells* you to think! So, really the idea was mine. (Something dawns on him and he looks away from her, shocked.) Oh, wow! I'm arguing with myself about who had an idea first – me or me. I really *am* petty, aren't I?
CARTER: And arrogant, and bad with people, yes.
"McKAY: Wait a second.
CARTER: Don't ruin the moment.
McKAY: No. I know what you're trying to do. (He starts to back away from her.)
CARTER: Well, I should hope so!
McKAY: You're trying to slow me down again.
CARTER: Actually, I'm trying to do the opposite."
"I think he's ... I think he's just waiting to eat me. (The creature groans again.) I treated him pretty bad.
CARTER: The whale?
McKAY: No, Griffin. I changed the subject. You of all people should be able to keep up."
Je sais ça fait beaucoup de citations pour un seul épisode mais il est vraiment génial celui-là!!!
un peu plus humour noir que d'habitude... 
